Upload
The roast lands first
Upload one clear room photo and get a personalized, screenshot-ready critique of your decor choices.
AI room roasts, no mercy included
Your room asked for this.
Upload a photo for a brutally funny AI roast. When the laughter fades, unlock a shoppable glow-up that shows your room what it could have been.
Free roast. No credit card. Sharing is always your choice.
AI verdict
“That chair isn’t an accent. It’s a cry for help.”
Our room rules
Savage joke. Sensible product.
A free roast before any upsell
Private unless you choose to share
Clear, one-time glow-up pricing
From exposed to composed
One photo. Two very different reveals.
RoomRazed turns your questionable design era into entertainment, then gives you a practical route out.
React
Built to share
Turn the punchline into a watermarked social card formatted for reactions, group chats, and Stories.
Story-readyWatermarkedOne-tap sharingOpt-in battles
Redesign
Then fix the damage
Unlock a redesigned room render, practical suggestions, and shoppable links that fit the look.
Makeover render + concrete decor direction + product links
Pay for the makeover, not the punchline
Roasted free. Rescued for $4.99.
No subscription and no mystery credits. Choose how far you want to take each room.
The Roast
For brave rooms with a sense of humor
$0
per room
- Personalized AI room roast
- Watermarked share card
- Private by default
Complete reveal
The Glow-Up
For when the roast makes a compelling point
$4.99
one time, per room
- Everything in The Roast
- AI makeover rendering
- Actionable redesign ideas
- Shoppable product links
Before you expose the sofa
Questions your room is too nervous to ask
Your beige era ends here
Give us the room. We’ll give it character.
Take one photo, get one merciless opinion, and discover a room worth showing off.
Roast my room